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lazyenigma:

he’s his own worst enemy

lazyenigma:

he’s his own worst enemy



hqlines:

Cleaning my room be like

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srsfunny:

The Look Of Defeat, Every Parent Knows Ithttp://srsfunny.tumblr.com/

srsfunny:

The Look Of Defeat, Every Parent Knows It
http://srsfunny.tumblr.com/







little-smartass:

Whenever I watch Spock’s “live long and go fuck yourselves” scene in the first reboot movie I mourn the fact that Kirk wasn’t present because his reaction would have been gold like can we have an au where he was and is just there in the background like

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the-super-scout:

helioscentrifuge:

runtime-err0r:

itsvondell:

you can take one man’s trash to another man’s treasure but you can’t make it drink

Fun fact: the blending of idioms or cliches is called a malaphor.

My personal favorite is “We’ll burn that bridge when we get to it.”

I looked it up b/c that was a very familiar idiom and how could it be wrong but then

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yeah wow that’s spot on perfect

my catchphrase



cupofteaorgtfo:

Better get my shit packed for Hogwarts the train leaves tomorrow



Happy (very late) birthday, Michael!


tastefullyoffensive:

"Leaf me alone." [wingnut4772]

tastefullyoffensive:

"Leaf me alone." [wingnut4772]



sexuallysassynonthreateninggay:

On scale of 1 to STOP ASKING ME THAT FUCKING QUESTION; how done do you think he is?



"Charmander char char." 

fablepaint:

clintpereira:

So, I was looking at a baby charmander art and was thinking, “They can’t have that flame tail in the egg, can they?” I mean, it’s possible that the flame develops when they’re ready to hatch. But then, what if instead the mother or father has to light the charmander’s tail when they’re first born?

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i-am-the-jester-gavin:

Excuse you, but this is the only photo that matters.

i-am-the-jester-gavin:

Excuse you, but this is the only photo that matters.